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Not a real finger.

F.A.Qs

  • What's your full name? 
    • Carlos Luis Delgado.
  • Was that your parent's first choice?
    • No, my dad wanted to name me Manny, but then I'd have the same name as the kid from Modern Family, and I already look enough like him, so I'm glad my name is Carlos.
  • Where were you born?
    • I was born in Newark, NJ. I will probably die in Newark, NJ.
  • Where do you perform stand-up?
    • Where ever they will have me. Please check my "shows" page to see where they are having me.
  • Do you do other things besides comedy?
    • Yes, but I don't see what that has to do with my comedy.
  • Don't you think talking about your interests would make you more relatable to your audience? Therefore, making your comedy more accessible?
    • Good point. I play competitive video games like League of Legends and Hearthstone, I go to the movies very often, and I enjoy taking solo day trips to Coney Island.
  • Anything else visitors to the site should know about you?
    • I once knew a man from Nantucket. He killed my father. He should prepare to die.